Silly, Silly Collins

To my dear friend Mr. Collins,
thou must surely be aware...
that writing is an intricate puzzle that one
cannot simply best with a stare.

A mouse dropped into a fine maze of cheese,
will eventually chew it's way out.
Unless they are you
which in this case oh, boo!
a famished red rat dies about.

You clearly do not realize,
that lit structure is bomb,
you will be drowning in debt
with your silly, old gaze
dying all too calm.